Write a Stand-Up Comedy Set

Write a stand-up comedy set with the following:

Comedian persona: [describe who is telling these jokes — background, attitude, perspective]
Set length: [3 minutes / 5 minutes / 10 minutes]
Main topic or theme: [what the set is about]
Personal details to mine for material: [real experiences, quirks, frustrations, observations — the more specific the funnier]
Comedic style: [observational / self-deprecating / absurdist / satirical / storytelling / dark / crowd work based]
Audience: [general / corporate / late night bar / festival / specific demographic]
Topics that are OFF LIMITS: [anything too personal or sensitive]

Structure the set:

OPENER (first 30-60 seconds):
- Establish persona and get first laugh
- Never start with "How is everyone tonight"
- The first joke must land or the set is dead

BIT 1 (the safe, reliable bit):
- Setup and punchline
- Tags (follow-up punches)
- Callback setup (plant something to call back later)

BIT 2 (the personal/vulnerable bit):
- Go somewhere real
- Self-awareness without self-pity

BIT 3 (the escalating absurdist bit):
- Start grounded, go somewhere unexpected
- Rule of three structure

CLOSER (the strongest bit):
- Call back to earlier material
- End on the biggest laugh
- Button line to walk off on

COMEDY CRAFT NOTES:
- Identify where the misdirection happens in each joke
- Note which words are doing the heavy lifting (the funny words)
- Flag any jokes that need tightening and suggest cuts